kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
My favourite Smiths song
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)
Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.
guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them
the pro-life movement can be summed up by the fact that one of my friends who’s pregnant was taking the bus home from downtown when all the people from the March for Life were also leaving and she asked a young girl sitting in the priority seating if she could sit down because she’s pregnant and the girl replied, “well I’m really tired, i was at the march all day.”
Are you fucking joking
Amanda Bynes was taken off her antipsychotic medication by her mom because her mom believes the only issue her daughter had was with WEED, and doesn’t believe her daughter has any mental illnesses.
So now Amanda is going through a public mental breakdown all because her mom thinks she doesn’t need meds and that her marijuana usage was the only reason she was acting erratic last year. Holy shit. Poor girl.